More Hedgies
Posted 4 February, 13
on:My friend, G, is kind enough to accompany me on fabric shopping trips from time to time. This time, it paid off for her. We were wandering around JoAnn’s when I heard, from across the store, “Look at the cute hedgehogs!” G and I bolted across the store to find these adorable little fleece hedgies. I quickly agreed to make my friend a hedgie fleece pullover.
The pattern is sort of an old Kwik Sew that I hacked to bits over the year. It started out as just a plain sweatshirt pattern. I added a zipper, a collar, pockets, side shaping, etc. Fortunately, G is close enough to my size that only minor sizing adjustments were needed.
A pink zipper would have been awesome, but time did not permit another trip to JoAnn’s. G is an elementary school librarian and it was hedgehog week. I whipped this jacket together in a few hours.
Every teacher needs pockets. Here is a shot of the pockets:
Best Quote of the Day
Posted 8 January, 13
on:As a substitute teacher, I often catch random bits of conversations between students. This one made me laugh for the rest of the day.
Girl: Guys, did you see this [photo] on Facebook?
Friends tell her that it's been photoshopped.
Girl: But it's on the *internet*, it *has* to be real!!!
I don't even know what it was a photo of because we were all too busy giving her grief for her comment. She is actually a really bright girl, definitely bright enough to know that not everything on internet is real. I am just glad she made the slip up because it totally made my day… and she will never live it down.
Hedgies
Posted 1 January, 13
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Every now and then, there is project I just have to do for sheer joy of just doing it. That was totally the case with these hedgehog mittens from Morehouse Farm. As luck would have it, a good friend who loves hedgehogs has a birthday every year. For once, I did not procrastinate… and that was a very good thing. I was worried about learning how to knit a mitten, specifically the thumb part. (There is a thumb in the photo, I just have my thumb tucked in so you can see all those quills.) Well, a mitten thumb is no big deal, but those quills!!! The quills were not hard, but they were time consuming… and plentiful.
Look at all those quills. Take a moment and look at how many there are. I highly recommend this pattern because the mittens are to die for, but be prepared for all those quills. They are worth the effort because look how cute they are.
If you are making these for a gift, start early. I started in October even though my friends birthday is in December. Those quills take a long time. I made lots of progress during the 24 hour gaming marathon. The students cheered when I reached the end of the quill section on the first mitten. Once the first mitten was completed, I had the motivation to power through the second one. The mittens were completed before Thanksgiving. The hard part was keeping them a secret until my friend’s birthday at the end of December. Yes, there was lots of squealing when she opened the present.
Ok, one eye looks a little wonky in this photo. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take a photo of a mitten while you are wearing it??? I guess I could have used the timer feature and a tripod. Besides, the wonky eye adds to his charm.
Oh… some details about the pattern. It was about $30 for the kit which includes the pattern, yarn, eyes, and shipping. The yarn is quite lovely and there is plenty to complete the mittens. The directions were fine. It took me a minute or two to wrap my head around how to do the quills, but I soon had plenty of practice and was whipping out those little buggers pretty fast in no time. I don’t know how warm and/or functional these would be for real mittens, but they sure are cute. My friend is an elementary school librarian. She does a hedgehog unit with itty bitties every year. These will be a huge hit!
Traditions
Posted 26 December, 12
on:It is strange to not have a family at Christmas. I don’t miss *my* family at all, but I do miss having *a* family at times. I have good friends, but Christmas is so family centered. Perhaps I am partially to blame… never showing vulnerability. I am always the tough one, the one who never cries, the one everyone else turns to for support, the one who never shows weakness. Everyone assumes I will be fine because I never let it show that I am not fine. In my family, weaknesses were exploited and used to the advantage of others. Confidences were kept only until they could be used as leverage in bizarre game of power and control. The phrase, "If you don’t stop crying, I will give you something to cry about" was never an idle threat. When you are the smallest of the herd, you learn to act big and fearless.
Brave and Bold
Posted 17 December, 12
on:Jaywalker Socks
Posted 12 December, 12
on:I am knitting as fast as I can to finish some holiday gifts. In the meantime, here is a sock that I finished ages ago, but never got around to posting.
The pattern is Jaywalker, which I found on Ravelry… which is where I find almost all of my knitting patterns. Super easy pattern that knits really fast. The yarn is Berrocco Comfort Sock, English Garden colorway. It is not a fancy yarn, but I love it. Smooth knitting and oh so comfy to wear.
I had tried a couple other patterns with this yarn, but it really needed a simpler pattern like Jaywalker to take advantage of the self striping.
Take a Bow… or Bow
Posted 6 December, 12
on:Hurts So Good
Posted 24 November, 12
on:It is another sleepless night. Pain. I pushed it and I knew it the whole time. J is home for the first time since he left for college in the middle of August. Maybe it is pride, maybe it is maternal martyrdom, but I did not want his first trip home be filled with worry about me. Having my boy around is a great distraction during the day, but at night, when the house gets quiet it is harder to ignore the pain.
When the house gets quiet is also when I attack the scar tissue. PT Guy would be proud. I am now attacking it so hard that I leave bruises on myself. Bruises are good. Bruises mean I am ripping chunks of scar tissue from the muscles. It's not good that the adhesions keep coming back. Adhesions are normal after an injury or trauma, like surgery. They protect the injured area while it heals. Sometimes, the healing process goes awry and the body won't stop producing scar tissue. It appears that is the case with me.
The only treatment is to continuously break it down manually. I feel around the muscle for painful lumps, then press on them as hard as I can until I feel a pop. I also roll a piece of PVC pipe along the muscle. When I find a big adhesion, I press down as I roll the pipe down my leg in an effort to literally rip it off the muscle. It is as barbaric as it sounds. If I don't do it, the adhesions will just grow and spread, eventually overtaking the muscle tissue and rendering it useless.
Inflicting bruises on yourself requires going to very bizarre part of the brain. It takes a great deal of force and a great deal of self control to continue to apply that force when it hurts like hell. In a twisted way, it is a release. Adhesions hurt… a lot. Getting rid of them feels good, even though I know they will be back. Breaking them down is intense, but it also releases a lot of endorphins. Endorphins are good.
My doctor said diligence is the key. If left unchecked, these chronic adhesions will grow back bigger and badder in less than 24 hours. So twice a day, I work myself over with my PVC pipe. When I get busy and skip a session, the adhesions get aggressive. That's when I go to PT Guy, tell him I've been a naughty girl and ask him to hurt me.
In ten days, I will meet with the hip surgeon. We are all a little terrified of this appointment. Surgery would fix the torn tendon and bone impingement. But more trauma means more scar tissue. Being laid up would mean the adhesions would have free run of my leg for weeks. Not doing surgery means no relief from the hip pain. Unless this guy has a magic wand, I am kind of screwed either way.
For now, I will enjoy having J home for a few days. He is a great distraction. I am already counting down the days until he comes home for winter break.
Scalemate
Posted 20 November, 12
on:The webcomic Homestuck has a nearly cult like following at the high school. I don't read it for fear that I will get sucked into the cult too. A: I belong to enough cults (ie. Project Runway, ANTM) and don't have time for anymore. B: I already listen to the same music, watch the same TV shows, and sometimes dress like the teenagers I am surrounded by all day. I need some boundaries. Anyway, I don't really know that much about it except my son gets very excited when a new episode is published and is sometimes exasperated when the story line goes in a weird direction. I don't know. It's weird. To borrow a phrase from the Bloggess, I've learned to "lean into the weird."
Game On
Posted 21 October, 12
on:I am now 16 hours into chaperoning a 24 gaming marathon at the high school. It is kind of like a dance marathon for nerds. Instead of dancing for 24 hours, the students are playing Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering, and lots of other nerdy games. They are raising money for a local children's hospital. Right now, I am hiding out in a stair well because they are playing Zombies vs Humans, complete with full zombie make up and a huge arsenal of Nerf guns. With my orthopaedic issues, I don't need to be running around the auditorium in dark while dodging Nerf missiles. The students are having a blast. No one looks even a tiny bit tired.
I love that our high school is nerdy enough to pull this off. There is a rather large club that meets on a regular basis to play these games. Instead of sleeping late on teacher workdays, they get up early, go to school, and play Dungeons and Dragons. That is dedication. There are even girls in this club. There are teachers who give up their free time to play games with these students. Tonight, a teacher had his wife drop him off at school on their way back from an out of state wedding. Dedication.
When they came up with this idea for a 24 hour marathon, the school district said two adults would need to be present the whole time. The teacher in charge sent a letter to the participants' parents requesting volunteers. No one responded. No one was willing to come in for even an hour. I couldn't let lack of a chaperone stop these students. So, for 24 hours, I am locked in the auditorium with this great group of nerdy students.